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L.O.S.E. 3: Forget About the Pro-Life Cause!
by John Mark Reynolds [author, academic] 9/11/07

Bottom Line: Christians have spent too much time arguing about the “culture of life” at the expense of other issues which would make Christians more attractive to the right people at colleges and universities at which we would like to work.

Here at L.O.S.E. we argue that the best way to be pro-life is to be pro-choice in a new pro-life way which eschews black and white thinking on the issue and instead embraces the greyness of defining every term precisely before acting.

Background: L.O.S.E. is our new organization (Lovingly Opposed to Sin and Evil) whose plan is to end evil in our lifetime . . . lovingly! Here is our first position paper. Here is our second position paper. Here are Ten Commandments for political involvement (missing the numerologically questionable six).

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John Mark Reynolds

John Mark Reynolds is the founder and director of the Torrey Honors Institute and Associate Professor of Philosophy at Biola University.His personal website can be found at www.johnmarkreynolds.com and his blog can be found at http://scriptoriumdaily.com.
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A Manifesto for Change

We here at L.O.S.E. are strongly in favor of life. We see a tree and we do not see a baseball bat in the making. We see a tuna cutting through the ocean and do not think it would look better in a can. We see a monkey in a zoo and we regret the arrogance that makes humankind think it can imprison any creature for humankind’s amusement.

We recently supported a Clown Ministry for those in clown-free regions of the Third World knowing that every kid deserves to see a clown.

L.O.S.E. sent thousands of life affirming “Hello-Kitty” lunch boxes filled with pencils and other supplies to our friends in the Chavez government as a sign of solidarity with those brave men and women.

But exactly what is life? Our fellow academics do not agree with Christians and this has created confusion in all thinking people. Action without agreement is disagreeable action to any thinking person.

We call for Christians in the academy to exercise the leadership gifts we have by virtue of being Christians in the academy to develop a holistic culture of life. We shall do so through the writing of numerous papers, journal articles, and serious books with print runs of fewer than one thousand.

This project is so large, our ambitions for it so appropriately grand, that we must call a halt to all political action regarding “life” until we are finished.

We must only act when the action is so widely understood to be necessary that there exists an academic consensus for it.

What good ever came of a movement that failed to wait until an academic consensus developed? It may be a strictly logical fallacy (the Socratic) to believe that you cannot know a thing until you define it, but it is not an academic fallacy. Where would the many jobs of professors be if we did not continuously seek ever refined definitions of ideas, words, and other things?

We can know things without defining them (as people demonstrate when they ask for a Coke without being fully able to define what “Coke” is to our academic satisfaction), but we cannot make laws without proper academic definitions!

Cowboys or Clowns?

Let us be blunt. Dashing about trying to save “life” when we have no proper, academically successful definition of life is the very sort of Cowboy thinking that is ruining our nation.

The Cowboy Christian is always rushing about six-shooter blazing to save Dodge City from evil. The mature L.O.S.E. Christian first tries to understand what are the root causes of the evil we all oppose. Why does Billy shoot people on Saturday night? Was his mother encouraged to use formula when Billy was a baby?

A Cowboy Christian just wants to stop Billy from killing, but a L.O.S.E. Christian first wants to know why he kills and is willing to entertain him in the meantime.

Only after the proper study can we advise any action. Proper studies often open new windows and perspectives: What might Clown Ministry have done for Billy? Can a young lad who has just seen Christa the Clown save a dolphin from the bad guys really go on a shooting rampage?

This is not just a historical problem, but applies to American foreign policy which bluntly needs less certainty and more studies.

Cowboys look at Castro’s Cuba and cry “Communism!”

But what is communism?

Why is it bad?

Do any of these Cowboys have any idea what the “liberty” they long for is?

They cry “persecution!” but where are their papers in refereed journals defining what it is to be “persecuted” and why it is bad?

What if instead of marginalizing Castro we study him? Wouldn’t it boost his self-esteem if we wrote more papers on him?

Instead of Cowboy opposition, have we tried the healthy, childish laughter of Clown Ministry?

Imagine Castro watching the Gospel Clowns of L.O.S.E. taking on global warming and other evils and sharing a hearty laugh at our expense. We would be giving and not opposing.

We at L.O.S.E. are fools for Christ, not Cowboys.

Pro-Lifers: All Cowboys, No Clowns

The situation is far worse in the so-called pro-life movement where people are satisfied with historical consensus, medical facts, and Thomistic philosophical arguments.

If any idea could be settled so easily, what would happen to the power of the University?

We demand that groups like the Family Research Council stop acting when they should be studying . . . and when studying do so in a manner that will lead to more studies and not to temptation to action. The only good research leads to more research and not to so called “useful” data (Cowboy data!).

Perhaps the most telling fact is this: the entire Family Research Council has researchers, activists, politicians, pastors, but not one Clown Ministry.

Some research brings the false clarity of facts or moral suasion to a topic, while good research should lead to the helpful academic fog in which any good student lives. In the area of life, Christians have too long had the courage and clarity of conviction when we needed the posture of confusion which is so helpful in causing secular academics to take us seriously.

Our opponents are offended by our clarity and might be amused by a Clown Ministry.

Would you rather have our opponents offended or laughing at us?

Constantinean Cowboys

To attempt to define “life” or “where life begins” runs the risk of “Constantinean” thinking. This is perhaps the worst sort of thinking that ill informed Christian can do. As many highly respectable academics such as Cornel West have pointed out, Constantine was a very bad person who helped save the Roman Empire by ending the persecution of the Church. He also had the temerity to favor Christianity in some of his public acts.

As anyone knows the very act of agreeing with the Church meant Constantine was bad. It would have been better for him to allow the entire Empire to fall to barbarians than to have “saved” it by favoring Christianity. Some will prate about the culture that was preserved, but we see through such Western centered logic chopping. Who is to say that the pagans of the barbarian invasions were worse than the “civilized Romans?”

Who is to say that saving the works of ancient philosophy and literature were worth the temptations of power that occurred?

When the desire to support political leaders who agree with us (Constantineanism) is combined with Cowboy tendencies (acting without proper academic definitions) this Cowboy Constantineanism ends up pressing for action precipitously.

We here at L.O.S.E. are only in favor of a culture of life when we know what life it is about which we are talking. We are not even sure of the definition of “of” let alone “culture” and “life.” We shall begin to see a “culture of life” when we have a clear view of “of.”

Of course anti-intellectuals in the Church will demand action (Cowboy spirit) without conferences, papers, and monographs. We respond that no great movement in the Church, no real revival (What is revival?) happens without them. Charisma is in the footnotes of history.

We must support a culture of life gently. To do this we must accept the possible validity of any definition developed by someone with proper academic credentials. We must explore these ideas through numerous academic conferences and through the production of endless academic papers.

No More Republicans!

The good news is that this will have positive social result immediately by disassociating the Church from the Republican Party.

One regrettable aspect of Cowboy-Constantinean Christianity and the pro-life movement is that only one party in American politics is remotely pro-life. This is sad, but true. We have already demonstrated that God is “neither a Republican or a Democrat” and that any position where only one party agrees with the Church is a position we must abandon in order to avoid becoming partisan.

By refusing to rush to a hasty decision on how to define “life,” we can vote for Democrats like most persons of academic background if we wish. Of course, by saying this we are not saying anyone should vote for Democrats (God is not a Republican or a Democrat!), but that people with reason will be able to do the reasonable thing (if they freely choose to be reasonable) and vote for Democrats. Or not, if you really wish to vote for Cowboys and Constantine.

What is the “Of” in the Culture of Life?

Today we announce our quest for a thoughtful pro-life movement will start with a conference at Saint Chad’s Progressive Episcopal Church next month entitled: What is the “Of” in the Culture of Life? We anticipate publishing papers from this conference and beginning the Decade of Of following this big moment. Within thirty years, if all runs according to our plan, the Church might be ready to start talking to other academics about starting a conversation regarding the pro-life movement.

Until then L.O.S.E. urges fellow believers that the best way to be pro-life is to forget about the pro-life cause. Meanwhile, we urge our members to give the world a much needed belly laugh and join us in bringing Clown Ministry to the forefront of our opposition to evil. ExileStreet

copyright 2007 John Mark Reynolds

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